The Buckets by Greg Cravens for September 02, 2023

If you have MeTV, Svengoolie has it on tonight.

Wait until the villagers show up with torches and pitchforks…

Cellphone manufacturers keep “innovating” with more cameras, more storage, bigger screens; but the one thing users really want, better battery life, is ignored. Mockingly checks the charge on my flipphone: 71% and I last charged it four days ago.

I remember when the only thing you could with a phone was to make a call.

“It’s Franken-STEEN!”

I would’ve expected a game or a gaming console, maybe a robotic action doll where body parts are detachable and re-attachable in various gross ways.

Well the movie idea is out during the writers strike, then again it’s not like that would need a plot.