Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for August 18, 2023

This is so untethered.

Just pee on the carpet ya mutt.

ratings gold.

Wow, Teresa! A real “comic strip” styling today! Funny one, at that!! XD!!

A grey dog talking to its doo-doo. AND THE DOO-DOO IS ANSWERING BAAAAAAACK!!

I rolled in dead fish and then the bedspread back home. Surely, that has to count for something.

If Shakespeare was alive today and a GoComics’ Creator judge’s odd tether would be his pièce de résistance.

Pardon my ignorance, but since I don’t live in the U.S.A., and I rarely watch television, is there really such a program?

WHOOOO LET THE DOGS OUT?

Whooooo whooooo whoooooooo

These are hardly easy questions

It’s just so hard to get any traction in show business these days.

SQUIRREL…!

I’m going to tape the next episode and have a viewing party.

Ticks all the boxes, or, in this case, panels.

Was it Judge Judy?

“What if I ate you? Would you reconsider?”

Dratted auto-correct replaced the desired “lame” with “lane”. Probably AI telling me to stay in my lane. “I’ll be back.”

Too late, too late, the tether-eater! Some dogs are just Born Losers, ya know? Besides, a hot property like this “reality” show has High Standards to maintain, right?

So, go chase a squirrel, or something, Brown Dog failed applicant!

…when the development of the universal translator comes about…

…it’ll ruin dogs for us…

…trust me…

…they can be very snarky…

…it is better to just just mirror back what we want to think they are thinking…

Michael Vick and the NFL Quarterback play’s a quarter but still three quarters Togo to go.

Animal House bets went on and on, forward went John Belushi.

J.B. died of overdoses on a hard drug administered with the help of a women. Now come on but where in the heck is withdrawal in his case? Lucky Guy.

Judge’s, wa bout dogs barking Jingle Bells?

You ain’t nothing but a Goldie Hawn Dog. Starring Jake The Snake. Jake ain’t no snake, He’s A Man.

Is this “Frog Applause”? I can’t handle not knowing when it’s going to be “normal” or surreal or something else. I’m not a big fan of “normal”. Too boring.

We now return you to the thrilling adventures of Psycho Dog!