Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 29, 2023

Are they bugs or flies?

There’s good. There’s evil. Then there’s Dakota.

Is the evil kaiju the same one who kidnapped Marigold?

If the bug could give them directions, that would be good.

Betcha the evil kaiju is Marygold!

Diamond Lil? – Just ask Dick.

You might be surprised, Dakota, after all when is the last time you saw a talking bug?!

And then came the totally unexpected cameo by Garfield’s Binky The Clown. Minds folded like elaborate houses of cards.

The fact the town is intact means it couldn’t have been terrorized all that hard.

Dakota’s like that.

Marigold is a good kaiju because she can lift her tail and drop a new mothers’ center.

I mean, it’s a reasonable question, but maybe it could have been delivered with a little more tact.

Dakota the jerk. BTW, who names their children after states? “We named the dog Indiana.”

One of them is.

Maybe it’s Sue.