The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 01, 2023

Vone Veep, Voo Veep, Vee…

I’m going to come back later today to see if anybody’s been able to explain this one.

The Count meets his match.

The Count was counting sheep?

This is a baa joke.

Sheep: the Count’s Kryptonite.

He probably didn’t count on this happening.

You’ll have that Count!

Will a parasol save him? I’m not up on my vampire lore, but on some strange recent TV series I did see a vampire jump out of an airplane after he made sure he had an umbrella – not to break his fall, but to deploy after he hit the ground so the sun wouldn’t destroy him (until he had healed enough from his fall to find shelter from the sun).

Earlier: "One – one sheep. Two – two sheep. Three – three sheep. Four – four wonderful sheep. Baa ha ha ha ha …

I’d make a comment but I’m afraid it would be bleated.

Out for the Count.

Just when you fleeced expect it.

Actually i think he’s in sugar shock after eating a box of Count Chocula

got tired of counting sheep huh. :J

Hope he wakes before daylight

Ah! Ah! Ah!

The count will need a hearty breakfast upon wakening…may I suggest Count CHOCULA!?

Countdown.

He fell asleep counting sheep.

The count counted sheep and fell asleep!

Ah, good… it only took me a couple of minutes to get this one.

The Count was counting sheep, like he tends to do, and fell asleep.

if you come back later the sun will have caused him to disintegrate

He’s the Count from Sesame Street. Fell asleep from counting sheep.

Count and sheep

Count Von Count from Sesame St.. Hope he wakes before sunrise!

A man has stopped his expensive SUV on a rural road while a huge flock of sheep crosses. He glances impatiently at his Rolex several times, then gets out to talk to the farmer.

“I bet you one of your sheep that I can tell you exactly how many of them you have.”

The farmer shrugs and says “Sure.”

So the guy whips out a laptop, looks at satellite photos, does a few calculations and says “You have 567 sheep.”

The farmer says “That’s right! Okay, take one of them”. So the man grabs one of the animals and puts it in the back of his vehicle.

Then the farmer says “I bet all my sheep against your SUV that I can tell you what you do for a living.” The man agrees to this.

“You’re a consultant”, says the farmer.

“That’s right, how did you know?”, says the man.

“You showed up here without being asked. You told me something I already knew. And you know nothing about my business. Now give me back my dog.”

The Count should count those fictitious dark matter thingies’, fast before the sun is up.

He’s down for the Count!

Who’s your favorite vampire?

Oh…I dunno…I guess, the one from Sesame Street!

Aw, he doesn’t count!

Oh, I assure you…he does.

The count was counting sheep

There’s a sketch in which the Count has sheep leaping over his bed. When they quit on him, he calls a special service, and a man in a sheep costume fills in.

Counting sheep to go to sleep.

ONE! Ah, ah, yawn. Zzz

For his sake, I hope the Count wakes up before sunup.

Batty Batty Bat Batty Batty Bat Batty Batty one two three count.

You could always count on that guy.