Pickles by Brian Crane for September 12, 2023

It’s Lint season again? LOL

There’s a lesson in there somewhere

The candy’s motto is “Melts in your pocket, not in your hands.”

……and it soothes a scratchy throat!!

At my gym they give away Tootsie Rolls. They have regular good ones and the crappy grape flavored ones. Guess which ones don’t get taken?

But do you know

It can add some fiber to your diet.

Back in my day, the lint WAS the candy.

You should have checked before you put it in your mouth, Nelson!

Looks like a melted Snickers!

What happened to that BOWL..??

Call it fiber and live with it Nelson.

Yuk! I’m telling gramma

That will discourage Nelson from asking Grampa for candy.

Ugh… that’s nasty.

If Nelson won’t eat, Roscoe surely will.

Front pocket? No thanks, old people leak.

“Ack pffft”…..live and learn kid!

LOLOL. My mother used to hand candy to us out of her kleenex-y purse — I miss her.

And just like that, Nelson begins his transformation into Bill the Cat.

My grandmother used to visit with a pocketful of store bought cookies. When she would give me one my mother would take it while my grandmother wasn’t looking and tell me she would give me another later.

If Nelson gets desperate, he can rinse the candies off first.

Werthers.

When I was growing up, the dentist always gave me a candy bar after my appointment. That was a few years ago

My grandpa would have said that the lint would put a little hair on your chest.

Anyone, who’d eat “grape flavored” Tootsie Rolls…. would probably eat dog poop, with a dirty spoon!?!?!?