Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for October 01, 2023

Sounds like the “It” movie

Send Bucky to get it, Satch. Out the window with him.

Very moving, Satchel. I mourn with Rex and you.

Bucky’s gift for metaphor is priceless.

50 shades of greyhound? Just taking a stab at it.

He had a ball! For a little while anyway, poor Rex!

“Moving like a beagle in a vacuum factory”. Brilliant. I have a sudden urge to hear the psych rock classic, Vacuum Cleaner by Tintern Abbey…….

The face that launched a thousand books.

Aw?! Throw him after the book, Satch.

Well Satchel, at least you finished the book before Bucky threw it out. Now throw Bucky out after it.

Look on the bright side Satch, at least you finished it before the furry smell threw it out the window.

I’m surprised the book didn’t have a happier ending. A ball returned, covered in sewage? For a dog, that’s better than flan !

If you want and ending that’ll unexpectedly creep you out, read the novel version of “Nightfall” by Isaac Asimov.

Satchel has learned The English Patience living with Bucky.

Bucky Spoonerizes

Or, like AOC said yesterday, “like a Roomba stuck on an extension cord.”

That joke only works for a spherical beagle in a near-Earth-orbit vacuum factory. :)

Like I said, “There’s a special place in hell for rotten katts like the Buckster!!”

An appropriate time to verify the theory that cats always land on their feet when dropped from a high enough distance. Jettisoned out the window might work…

Fuzzy needs his butt kicked!

I heard that The English Setter Patient was a good (even if sad) book, but a really boring movie.

Not very nice, Bucky.

There is not enough retribution in that cat’s life.