Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for August 24, 2023

Yes, and you DEFINITELY should eat all of them.

A voice from the green building cries out, “Shut up you monster!” Shots are fired.

Bears bearing cookies.

Cookie, Cookie, lend me your comb.

Bear Bryant hugs to win the big game.

The big game hugs to win the Bear Bryant.

Phone The Coroner.

Cookies, when Houston Texans, becomes Houston Oilers again.

Cookies no. Pie is put in your pie hole and swallow it down…

…bears…

…it had to be bears…

…we’ll just tell everybody she got run over by a reindeer…

…well…

…that’s the way the cooky…

…and Grandma…

…crumbles…

…there’s a topless lady in the 4th window of the orange building…

…oh…

…never mind…

…it seems in the latest edition update it’s been edited out…

…and that’s how Grandma got addicted to honeycomb cereal…

…or OxyContin…

…one of the other…

…I’m not only an addict…

…I’m a dick…

…says so right here in the ‘small’ print…

I love today’s artwork.

priorities…

Not until her ribs mend, probably.

A sea dog biscuit…

Rib ticklers for Trojan® and Rogaine® when breaking up is so hard Toddoo.

You’re a lot bigger than her.

Try to bear hug my Granny and she’ll beat the chocolate chips right out of you!

She will if she can stand up…

It hurts when she breathes now, you know.

Cookies beget bear hugs which begets more cookies … a vicious psyche-al …!

I love the cityscape! <3

Thank God she didn’t make tarts!

Everybody’s awake!

From the Department of Truth Is Stranger Than Fiction

There was a band in Fayetteville, Arkansas in the 60s called Grandma’s Cookies.

Mike Utley, who plays keyboards for the Coral Reefer Band, was in Grandma’s Cookies.

https://tinyurl.Com/yw73adtt

I recommend baking cookies as part of Grandma’s recovery therapy.

Bearhug Market Blues

lethal grandma cookies

Very exciting storm here. Continuous lightning. I can hear a small cell passing to the south, with a large body coming in from the west. Should be pretty wild. Not as wild as Grandma’s cookies, but pretty wild.

I think she will. Grandmas are like that.

In due course, Crusher, if she still has her crush on you. I’ll never understand old ladies’ weakness for younger men that they can feed and pamper.

I’m the forgiving sort, but also (please note) heavily armed….

Old folks homes sometimes get a colorful resident, such as a WWF. Body slams for a testy person. I saw a show ware gramps acted up and found him hiding a dozen candy bars between the sheets. Chinese Fortune Cookie message.

Your doodles have been snickered.