Last Kiss by John Lustig for September 18, 2023

And remember if ever in the highly unlikely event that your wife is wrong, apoligize immediately.

.. And that’s how Lauren Boebert talks to her husband… and America.

I think I was once married to her.

Looks like the description of one our marriage rules that my wife came up with.

Rule#1: Wife is always rigth. Rule#2: In case of discord or fight, see rule #1.

And Don’t use your words. Tongue yes, words no!

Advice to Children as well as Men: “It’s never a mistake to apologize.” To paraphrase Mark Twain — It gratifies most Women, and astonishes the rest.

oh been there, done that

Amazing how wives can have a photographic memory of events long ago, even of something that did not happen at all.

The problem was She ( she who must be obeyed ! ) was usually right !

Let’s see, you’re 30, so you can stop apologizing in 80 years.

Feel better! ☹️ ❤️

Anything you say Sweetheart…

This sounds familiar.

Did Vince Colletta know any ugly or even normal looking people???

“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.” In 65 years, two failed marriages and several failed relationships, I’ve found most things are not worth arguing over.

Feel better John, keep us posted. My appointment for the newest COVID booster is at 345 today.

And the proper position is on your knees.

I hope the make-up sex lasts longer than the argument…

Kiss and make up. Too much make up has ruined many a kiss.

The difference between, “Don’t stop!” and, “Don’t! Stop!”

John, like I told SHAKEDOWNVILLE, I had it. Man, you know how the home test has the 2 lines- the control line and the diagnosis line? My DX line looked like it was drawn with a wide Sharpie marker! Two weeks in home isolation, the antivirals and other meds from the VA- I got over it.

Okay. When does the make up sex start?

I’ll gladly apologize, let me just get on my knees to… beg.