Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for October 01, 2023

Man, Spook was so close to having a cell mate.

“The Fink.”

Fink was not a fan of jeopardy!

Guard: It’s smaller than a breadbox.

Fink: Report to the rack!

Roll, the ‘short’ answer.

That’s using his loaf…….

Did he just make up roll as the password or was it a real password which the Fink needed prompting on?

Famous Steve Allen question from the show “What’s My Line”

The King has a special pass phrase. “Plenty of space left in the dungeon”.

when the guard said smaller than a breadbox the fink should have said “me”

Good thing he didn’t say the answer was king, for smaller than a breadbox.

Dorothy Kilgallen, What’s My Line?

Was it a colour TV or black and white? Where did they get the electricity from or was it powered by candles? Just wondering.