Cornered by Mike Baldwin for October 28, 2023

“Kitchenette etiquette.”

“Preservative” conservative.

A word of advise, if you get an answer to your knock, don’t open the door.

Just in case the salad is dressing.

I never knock. I ring the fridge doorbell.

That gave them time to turn the light on.

You never know when someone will be in there.

With some of those leftovers, there may be something alive in there.

That’s just pre-caffeine politeness… it’ll go away once the “go-juice” kicks in.

I always knock on the refrigerator door before I open it. I don’t want to catch the salad dressing.

which was the grounds the wife cited for her divorce application……

How do you know there is a gorilla hiding in your refrigerator? Look for footprints in the Jello mold.!

Wonder if Prince Albert is in a can…..

He didn’t want to catch the French Dressing.

It’s only polite when you realize mayonnaise is always dressing.

Is…um…some body in there??

He heard the fridge was bare.

Next stop: Ballard Street

who’s there?

I’d hate to think who would answer his knock…

He’d never forgotten how Motel 6 always leaves the light on for you.

hey, don’t knock it ‘til you’ve tried it…