The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 13, 2023

Dam that toilet.

I don’t know HOW they keep getting in there?

still beats a corn cob!

Dam it, why does this keep happening

Dam! He’s good.

The subliminal “call of the wild” persists and cannot be denied!

I’ll be dammed, again!

He needs to chew his food longer. Mulch will be much more effective for clogging his toilet.

Wait till Ward gets home

Meh, it’s a reflex.

Let’s stop playing with that toy! It’s not a real toy. Let’s play with something else.

“insert dam joke here.”

The plumber should show up with a chainsaw.

Except that beavers don’t eat wood; they just chew it to fell trees and make them the length they need for their rather amazing feats of engineering.

That’s not what I meant by stick in the mud.

Ace, you’ll need that shredder you bought cheap from the Fargo movie lot.

Needs more fiber in his diet.

I dropped a few logs that clogged my toilet too.

Do fish use fish stick to dam up their water supply?

There he goes again, stickin’ it to the man!!

The handle sticks when he tries to flush.

Not to be confused with candle sticks.

Be glad it isn’t logs.