The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 20, 2023

And don’t monkey around.

What a crappy job!

But I thought they only go in the woods.

Just keep the office fan off ’til he leaves!!!

Winner of “The World’s Worst Job”.

She’ll have a fling with just anyone!

I wonder how many attempts were made to write that long word backwards.

If they need his stool sample, they might be checking for parasites. Maybe tomorrow’s strip will have the doctor checking the monkey’s prostate by doing a DRE. (DRE is short for Digital Rectal Exam)

ewwwww!

Weird fetish if you ask me…

Reminds me of that great detective: Hu Flung Poo

But that’s her job… wait that doesn’t sound right…

Yuck, yuck YUCK!!

hahahaha

The fling is part of the examination.

Just make sure the lid is screwed on tight before you fling it!

You gotta screw the top on real tight first. She has nothing to fear, he’s a pitcher from the former Milwaukee Braves. (No offense to my aboriginal friends.)

Nope

Just make sure you wash your hands first.

No likes – disgusting! (But clever)

She’d like it back when he’s all dung.

Her instructions aren’t necessarily complete. The primate may fling an empty specimen jar and fling his load separately or all at once. She’s given “Murphy” an opening!

She quit her job because she was pi$$ed.

She better use some shamPOO after this.

Oh pooh!