Monty by Jim Meddick for September 23, 2023

Too close to the truth to be funny. Read all about the Purdues and Oxycontin.

The doctor must have gotten his"degree" at Northwestern University, the home of quacks everywhere.

one will make you small and the other tall.

My brother gets some package of medicine in the mail for indigestion. IN THE MAIL! UNSOLICITED!! He has an upset stomach and takes it and winds up in ER!! SMH!!

From time to time, a doctor has given me free samples of some drug, but it has always been something they were going to prescribe anyway.

Monty will NOT read the side effects. They can stick sudden death in the list and people are not going to notice. Sometimes the side effects are worse than the ailment, also will cause the symptoms of what you are taking the medication for.

When I was first prescribed a “Statin” Drug, I was told just to come back to the Doctor’s Office for free refills…

Oh look, here are some extra strength placebos!

“…and in some cases, death has occurred.”

“McKenzie’s Law: If it has no side effects, it isn’t doing anything.” —Dr. Brennen McKenzie

PARTY

If they were truthful, they would need a bigger package just for the warnings. :)

This is pretty funny

As if the large nose wasn’t a problem enough…

Take two and call me in the morning, I’d love to know what happened.

Another illustration of the incredible, colossal, yugely stupendous, health plan that is coming.

It will be ready… in about two weeks.

Better than lollypops.

Those medical “free samples” pushed by the Big Pharma salesmen have been around for a long time, and even reputable M.D.s push them. Pill-pushing is what “doctoring” has devolved into nowadays….