Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 22, 2023

Man-no-hair

Big ouch.

OUCH

On late night TV,, I’ve seen an infomercial for a shaver to tackle to that problem. Must be okay, the model smiles throughout the ‘ordeal’!!!

The staff at that place is crabby and they have ulterior motives for their “service”.

Doesn’t sting anymore. But it’s going to be nightmare when it grows back.

Do they ever do Dreadlocks?

Reminds me of the song lyrics: I can see clearly now, the rain is gone …

A jellyfish is (like) nothing without its tentacles.

The place was formerly known as “Moray’s Electrolysis Hair Removal”, with 12 eels waiting to serve you, and the prices were shockingly low.

Ohhhhhhhhhh Who got a Brazilian Wax under the sea………..

And now it starves to death

Heard on a CBC radio comedy show

Lady said she quit part way through and went home looking like a map of the Thousand Islands.

Have to travel a distance for any professional man-scaping

Good luck eating, defending and attracting a mate! LOL!

He wanted to be different from his i-tentacle twin.

Ah, the off-screen life at Bikini Bottom.

Have fun explaining that one to the kids…

I want to get mine done like that.