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I’m practically certain that if I attempted to wear a pair of socks for three weeks, they would disintegrate. And I’d probably have terminal athlete’s foot.
Ratkin Premium Member over 1 year ago
In our first few years we actually changed our zip code, street number, and area code all without moving.
sirbadger over 1 year ago
If he is able to keep a girlfriend for a while, that’s progress.
Knightman Premium Member over 1 year ago
And now you know why she is leaving, the funk is to much!!!
MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT over 1 year ago
If I was her, I’d be changing my continent.
bbenoit over 1 year ago
“Dating for a while…” Gee, lady, you need to raise your standards.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Okay. Really. …ick
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 1 year ago
You’ve lost that loving feeling.
cactusbob333 over 1 year ago
She shouldn’t want to know his zipper code. He probably hasn’t washed that thing in years.
mistercatworks over 1 year ago
“Hygiene” is not a funny way to greet Gene.
Impkins Premium Member over 1 year ago
Her eyes are up there. And she can’t see a thing, obviously. :)
cuzinron47 over 1 year ago
I had to suspend belief on this on, normally his dates don’t make through the night.
eb110americana over 1 year ago
Change is certainly afoot.
StephenRice over 1 year ago
I’m practically certain that if I attempted to wear a pair of socks for three weeks, they would disintegrate. And I’d probably have terminal athlete’s foot.