The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 22, 2023

As a witch madame she does not appreciate burnt meat.

She gravitates to cauldrons

So says the “woman” that could set the world on fire ……. with her “looks!!!”

:-O

Since she prefers burned burgers, that’s what she gets.

I don’t care how cold it gets, I grill year round!

The pretty lady can cook a burger just by staring at it. HONESTLY, I’m not on drugs

If Mother Gargoyle ever took to heart (assumng she has one) the phrase “If you can’t say anything about anyone then don’t say anything” would make the world a much better place.

Yet, she keeps coming back for more.

Well, that answers the burning question of the day!

The NHL is looking for a new source of hockey pucks.

Brutus: “Oh, that’s the grill! For a minute there I thought it was your witch’s cauldron and I was trying to snatch it away from you because I was afraid you wanted to brew up some eye of newt for our dinner tonight!”

Ooooo! BURN!

Mother Gargle, always quick with the jibes. Actually, she looks like she combs her hair with the ash from the grill, which would explain a lot…

Oh, who says you can’t grill in the winter? Heathcliff Huxtable did it!

You know they burn witches.

yum, burnt burgers. As long as they aren’t hard as rocks, I’ll eat em. :g

Brutus gave her the look!

I’d get a good grill going before I threw the old battle axe on it. I’m sure Brutus could tell her there’s a burger joint somewhere where she could eat and beyotch!

Try starting your own McDonald’s or Burger King or Wendy’s or Five Guys.

Never put away the grill. Food grilled while it’s snowing seems to taste even better.

Yet she never fails to eat either nor does she offer her “expertise” in cooking to improve how Brutus cooks. She’s not worth the time of day but she is the wife’s mother till death do they part, and she’s getting very old……..

I grill all year long with my Weber propane grill rain or shine but not when it snows.

Nobody is forcing you to mooch off Brutus and Gladys.

No smoke detectors are screaming outside.

“Sure Ramona” Replies Brutus, “when you’re over for dinner, beggars can’t be choosers”…

It’s from an family recipe, from Gladys’ side of the family.

Love her grillish charm.

Mean old thing :-(

He keeps ruining the food, but she still keeps coming back.

time to put away the grill and get out the smoker… ☺

Unfortunately, I doubt Mother G appreciates anything about Brutus.

I’ll grill year round.

I’m imagining a strip where Gladys asks him, “Why do you always seem to burn the burgers when my mother comes to dinner?” and Brutus replies with nothing more than a little smile (directed at us).