Mike Luckovich for September 10, 2023

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Will there be commercial breaks for Trump to beg for more money from the gullible? I hope he wears his mugshot face for all the trials.

Hold a riot.

I wonder how many lawyers he’ll burn through. Being trump, he’ll try to monetize that situation by having a contest called Lawyer For A Day, in which anyone can compete if they pay a big enough entry fee. Legal knowledge or experience not required, of course.

And in other news. Don’t blame me, I’m just the messenger.Joe Biden is set to miss the 9/11 memorial service in New York this weekend, as the White House is said to be “limiting his public appearances” in order to avoid gaffes.Peggy Grande, former long term adviser to Ronald Reagan, told GB News that the White House is taking a “basement strategy” approach – keeping him out of the public eye.She noted that “the more he’s been in the public eye the lower he drops in the polls”.

^ uh-huh.

This is just more proof that their are two sets of rules for people in court, one set for the rich and famous and one for the rest of us.

In other words, go to the ATM.

Big mouth insult artist Trump the lawless dictator is going to wind up under house arrest.

Why is Trump still walking around free, demanding special treatment and threatening any and everyone and encouraging his followers to intimidate judges, juries and witnesses, with a private jet sitting in his driveway and North Korea et al salivating at the chance to have him live there in luxury for the rest of his life, laughing at the inept American “justice” system? If he had tried to pull his crap in any of the countries he so admires, he would have been out a high rise window within a week.

Coup plotter Trump will commit crimes on the way back to the car.

Lawyers just demanded more money to defend the latest lie, so a quick fundraiser is needed.

I love the look on Trump’s face. Got his mug shot down to a T!

DJT needs to keep the suckers at the trough…

Judge Chutkan: The court is not concerned with your day job.

For the love of everything, please stop replying to the obvious Russian troll with the new name that should have been blocked by Go Comics for being offensive. Either that, or he’s clinically insane and thinks he’s now a Latino. He spews this garbage to get a reaction likely because he’s paid per post and reply, or that’s the only little bit of happiness that epic loser has in his miserable existence.

Hey, he’ll do that, if his flunkies can find a legal loophole!!!

Like trump could do a rally in only 30 minutes. He would do 90 minutes rambling on how bad his breakfast was that morning.

temper tantrum

could have been fun as a “fill in the blank” contest.

@knutdl- In Don’s case, they’re both the same.

We’ll take a 30-minute recess for the defendant to go feed his ego.

TThe stuff he gets away with !!!!!

Waah! I want to have an insurrection! I want my record expunged!

little baby boy got his sippy drink, ah, how cute …