Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 17, 2023

… the moans you hear are not souls the Wizard turned ghosts, it is the Fink’s mother locked in the dungeon forced to look at her son’s portrait.

I bet you’d make more money if you had a “Thriller” tour…..

“Zombie Dance Party” would make an interesting TV show.

Cool, ghost stories just in time for Halloween.

(Wait! Is Halloween starting 6 weeks early this year?)

I live in Chester in the UK and we have a ghost tour here. Chester competes with York for being “The UK’s most haunted city”. Both cities date back to Roman times and claim to have Roman ghosts.

I took part in the Ghost Tour for the second time recently. The guide told us at the end that if we look her name up on the Internet the first thing we see is a tombstone with her name on it. Two people immediately looked it up on their mobile phones and confirmed this. One asked whether it was the grave of a relative but the guide replied that she had found the image of a gravestone with her name on it on the Internet so she had used it on her website about the Chester Ghost Tour.

But does ID need a Fink?

Another way for you to get more tax money, El Finko?

The Holy Ghost!

I want to see the zombie jamboree.

That is frightening. Wiz is evil.

Gets them every time.

Hey…COSTCO has Christmas decorations on display now.

You know, I actually do find that all a bit disturbing. Still, you go wizard. That is some first-class evil wizarding there.

Indeed….

I’d pay for that ghost tour.

Well Halloween is coming. The ads for candy are everywhere.

Back when I was a Kid (50’s – 60’s). my Parents had a store and for Thanksgiving we would go to my Grandparent and when we got back that night ….. we would decorate the store for Christmas and put the Christmas merchandise out …….. now-a-days it’s almost year round ….. a lot like politics ……. :(

Wow, didn’t know Wiz was a necromancer, too.

Zombie dance parties…wow.

Who’s driving the carriage?

This has spawned some weird npc ideas for my dnd game. Thanks!