Strange Brew by John Deering for September 19, 2023

All love is unrequited.

Especially from cheap plastic toys that were never meant to last.

Thanks for nothing, pal

Reminds me of the Puppet Master movie series on cable!!

There’s nothing like randy love.

That’s why I never loved my toys. I didn’t want to deal with that.

Say it isn’t so, Velveteen Rabbit!

The real Toy Story.

“Uh.. okee dokee.. good luck out there.”

Toy Story; the real story.

Off with their heads!

What a Buzz kill.

Depending on what toys, the last couple lines could have a totally different meaning!

Definite Far Side vibes.

This cartoon is hilarious, Mr. Deering!

Just be careful…the first step’s a doozy!

“Great! I’ve been wanting to get started on decluttering.”

They’ll be back when they find the housing crisis includes doll houses.