Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for September 13, 2023

In a very odd way, Drunk Patty’s twin comment makes sense.

Two (or five) liver treats and a long nap.

Speedy is a pretty funny name for a turtle.

Cute names for the turtles

I’d give them to you, Mitty.

Call “Speedy”. If he comes first, it’s “Speedy”. If they both come at the same time, they are indeed identical. If “Shelly” comes when you call “Speedy”, “Shelly” is the one who is more identical. (Don’t you hate these logic problems?) :)

#TurtleConundrum

For Drunk Patty, there is a madness to her method.

I like the way Drunk Patty thinks.

I’m surprised she didn’t call them Jack and Jose.

Not too subtle hint about needing liver treats eh Mitty?