Monty by Jim Meddick for September 29, 2023

That’ll work in a pinch

Nice boxers.…So, anyone think of the Daoist tale.. the man who dreamt he was a butterfly, then woke up and wondered if he were a butterfly dreaming he was a man?The “Chuang-zi”, or something like that. Quite interesting to read; easier to make sense out of than the Dao de Ching. I think.

I dreamt I was sleeping? Nah couldn’t be.

Mr. Google shows that “lobster wristwatches” are a thing (or several things), but I can’t for the life of me see why.

Now clean up the coffee, dumbarss !

Oh, and I think it would have been funnier if the smiley face would have turned sad at the end

I had a dream a whale was driving an 18 wheeler. I blame the mushroom pizza.

I dreamed that I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted.

Is Monty inadvertently giving Apple ideas on their I-Phone 16/17 watch design?

I had a dream that a friend of mine was giving away late model Chevy El Caminos, and they were all beige, but when I awoke,I realized Chevy stopped making them. Narf !

I dreamed I ate the world’s biggest Marshmallow and when I woke up, I couldn’t find my pillow.

OK, who’s next for a Groaner ? Let’s hear those Dad jokes.

Monty is dorky enough without being sleep deprived.

Didn’t get much sleep myself last ; I can’t even think of anything clever to post!

Did his coffee cup shrink???? :)

Dorkolepsy.

Monty is not to be trusted in a pinch.

But I see his problem, as every so often my head bumps into my keyboard when I nod off here at the computer…..