In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for September 25, 2023

Harpoon him, then he can’t walk!

“This is the out you’ve waited your whole life for!”

Let’s see him try to walk.

Another Mudville tragedy.

Is that Ishmael? From Genesis 16:11: … You shall name him Ishmael, for the LORD has heard your cry of affliction …"

Use the harpoon instead

Throw him a sinker

…for hate’s sake I spitball at thee.

How can you miss him!

Look at the batting coach, he beckons.

Wrong man for that job….

Winning the game will put Ishmael on his face.

Bases loaded, bottom of the Ninth… that is NEVER a good time to plunk ANY batter!!

I’ve read Moby Dick but I still don’t get this one.