In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for September 29, 2023

That’s why I never tossed a javelin. I can’t toss toothpicks.

“Hey, yo. Survey says…. one more, for the good guys!”

Lawn dart is somewhere in that progression.

Channel your inner Razor Ramon.

“When you can toss the toothpick with your hand, it will be time for you to move on.”

When you can snatch the toothpick from my hand, you will have learned, grasshopper.

A recent scientific study revealed that women found different male attributes attractive depending on where they were in their monthly cycle.

For example, a woman ovulating found men with rugged masculine features most attractive.Whereas, a woman with her period preferred men doused in gasoline, set on fire with scissors stuck in his eyes, an axe in his skull and a javelin stuck up his *.

Looking at their bellies, I’d say that they are training for a cookie toss.

Now he’s being pick-y!

Contestant on Jeopardy this week, in a category about pointy things putting your eye out, guessed shot put on a question instead of javelin, even tho I was shouting “javelin, javelin!” I tried.

Looks like coach is getting warmed up for the toothpick spitting contest….

And you must master the BB put before the shot put.

It’s not that easy, so no javelin in his future.

He’s got a lot of competitive spear-it.