Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 18, 2023

Will his coffin have one of those little plastic pizza savers in it?

Watch were you step and call the police after you’re finished.

What’s a dead pizza and how many does the guy have?

No. Now stop killing the pizza guys.

First question that came to my mind too.

If someone has died suddenly, and you can’t immediately tell why they died, do not eat the food they were carrying.

save some for the rest of us.

Of course you may. Grab the pizza, too.

Depends on how fresh the body is, honey. If he stinks, the breadsticks will be dry.

Hold the marinara sauce…ugh!

Wait another four minutes, and the pizza will be free.

… and the eighth deadly sin is _________________!

(hint: It’s not breadsticks)

…and that is why I seldom go to the north side of Froglandia…

Sure honey. As long as none of his blood is on them.

He looks like Little Nemo in Slumberland.

Somebody’s gonna get a free pizza because of a late delivery!

Yes, but first drag him over to where we put the dead Fed Ex guy.

Well, given that they’re not technically his breadsticks…

Is there extra sauce? I can’t eat breadsticks without extra sauce. ☺️☺️

The big questions are who killed the pizza guy, and where’s mom and dad? Did someone call the police? Who stole the large pizza with double cheese and everything on it? We already know, by the time the cops arrived at the scene of the crime, the breadsticks and extra sauce were missing from the order…crucial evidence to the case. This is an ongoing investigation…..

Another Door Dash victim …?

I guess that’s who eats breadsticks kids

I won’t sleep tonight thankxxxxxxxxx

Do not, I repeat do NOT eat the evidence. Wait, is that pepperoni?

Today’s Frog Applause is SUPREME… I know that’s a pizza pun and not a breadstick pun, but it’s all I got.

Priorities.

…leave the gun. Take the cannoli…

Are there garlic knots?

for sure! go get ’em

Why not the pizza? Is it contaminated?

The product that had been being delivered by any Dead Pizza Guy in your front yard seems like fair game, Sweetie! Be of good cheer, go forth and plunder to your heart’s content! I’m sure Mommy and Daddy will approve (heck, they may even be the ones who offed the guy!).

BTW, are they pepperoni-stuffed cheesy breadsticks? Yum!

Phone the La Paramedics, not bleeding.

Say yes, and your your parenting skills may be questioned. Say no, and you might may be contributing to a lifelong eating disorder. I’d go with yes because I hate to see anything go to waste. But leave a tip.