Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 28, 2023

Is it gonna turn out they were gone for fifty years and all their loved ones have grown old?

Yeah, I probably would avoid “Nowhere” unless I could play Pokémon Go still. So I get her.

Let’s leave her be. Dakota hasn’t had reception for…..a while.

What’s she going to do with just regular reception? All the good stuff is on Wifi.

and it is immaculate

I hope she remembered to get it catered.

So they made it back home?

Kansas!!!

This is the sort of scenario that makes me think can it really be true!?.

Is the nightmare finally over!?.Am I finally home or is it just the next phase of the nightmare meant to drive me into greater madness!?

Dakota seems shocked she has reception.

Dakota is one of the “stuck to the cell phone” types it seems!

Hey, we have background again!

Just leave her and walk away. Then track down Prunella and give her the ol’ one-two!

A stern lecture… and a vicious beating!

So, are they finally back in the real world?

Kids these days, though.

The way Dakota says it, it sounds like a medical condition or a religious epiphany.

She makes it sound like it’s a physical condition.

and a cat.

Dakota’s life has meaning again!

Can’t do anything until everything updates.

Panel 2 needs a sound effect. Like “Poing!” Or a Wilhelm Scream.

this is what happens when i fix someone’s phone …

stupid lousy phones

Something from Nothing.