Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for September 27, 2023

Less likely to be poached now.

Governments need to put a bounty on the poachers. Find them with the evidence in hand then treat them like they treat the endangered species. Shoot ‘em where you find them.

Yeah, but you can’t “Stick ’em with the pointy end” if you don’t have the pointy end. You may need it.

You could be mistaken for a hippo now.

So what do you do when you there’s heavy traffic and you want to get someone’s attention (without a horn)?

Don’t get too carried away. This could be the start of Menopause

These aren’t Rhinos, there are no red-billed oxpeckers riding on their backs.

Form over substance is a very odd perversion.

Not as horny anymore.

Yet he somehow finds himself able to still toot his own horn.

Sadly live longer that way.

Easier on pillowcases