Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 07, 2023

Brut!

“Do you expect me to grey?” “No, Mr Bond. I expect you to dye.”

What else would he use?

Looks more like Dick Tracy .

I knew Jimmy Bon-bon wasn’t straight. He likes them silverbacks. ;)

He ain’t getting any younger, you know.

But did you know that his deodorant is Secret?

I think you’d like Drakkar Noir, it’s explosive.

Please put the lighter away.

Love the martini, that’s a cologne bar to die for.

His martial arts training might lead him towards some Hai Karate.

Reminds me of my favorite block of frozen blue fluid I have kept in my freezer for years. I call it “Frank Sinatra”. You know, ol’ Blue Ice.

sprayed, not rub on

Dan needs to serve time in Jonathan Lemon’s pun-itentiary for this. At least 24 hours. Minimum.

https://www.gocomics.Com/rabbitsagainstmagic/2023/10/07

Good pun.