Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for October 29, 2023

Kevin, you already have superpowers remember? The mutant story arc?

In other news: JasonSnakeLover, don’t be scared. The halloween arc is not over yet. It will continue tomorrow.

Worked for Superman.

“Ultraviolent” seems right to me.

I’m sure the world community can come together to take action and solve the problem.

What about them coming out of that guy’s house?

If super powers were that easy to come by, we’d all have them.

No need to damage the ozone layer for your radioactive superpowers! The clerk at the grocery store noticed a tiny injection band-aid on my arm; and when I explained that for an MRI scan, I had received a shot of radioactive tracer, his reply was, “Oooh, can you spin webs and swing from skyscrapers?”

I remember when this was a concern. This and acid rain. Childhood Obesity was a concern for awhile but now that everyone is hungry once again we turn to other concerns. Election Year will be the worst!!

He regularly carries an aerosol can in his backpack? Of what? Industrial-size pepper spray? Room deodorizer?

(and many of the manufacturers are getting away from the ozone-depleting propellants)

The producers of Crabgrass would like to apologize for Kevin’s ignorant behavior. Radiation will neither give you superpowers, nor turn you into a hulking pig monster, as I will now demonstrate. Oh no! What’s happening? I’m melting! Oh, why did I touch that radiation? I never got to date a supermodel! Aaahhh!

There’s a wrinkle in his logic.

Time for a bit of the ole ultraviolence.

The Halloween spectrum runs from ultraviolent to infradead.

Note for occasional/new readers. “Crabgrass” is set in the 1980s when the Ozone Hole was a big deal. But we fixed it. That happened because a bunch of idiots didn’t deny it was happening.