Monty by Jim Meddick for October 06, 2023

The post office ant going to care

Anyone knows an ant, can’t… sign for a rubber tree plant.

It is hard to keep track of what’s underfoot. Still, no excuses.

“Neither rain nor sleet nor even tiny six-legged insect shall stop the mail from going through!”

I’d like to know how Sir David Attenborough will explain that.

Spot of bad luck old chap.

I thought the daddy long legs was gonna be the ups guy

UPS, sorry, didn’t see you there.

Brown uniform looks more like United Parcel than USPS. United Parcel Service changed it’s name to UPS because they say that so often: “Oh, it was supposed to go to Dallas.. UPS it’s in Denver now”, or “UPS, I hope that wasn’t fragile”.

Maybe he was delivering an ant farm Monty bought him online.

I don’t know about you but, I’m exhausted by by all the robot’s adventures.

No more hills to climb for that ant. RIP

The clutches of a daddy long legs spider? You can literally blow those things off your arm.

Ant no sunshine when she’s gone.

Looks like UPS, Post office has blue uniforms.

Cue the music: “Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, Dead ant, Dead ant, Dead ant, Dead ant … Dead ant, Dead ant”

An unusual thing happened to the USPS van that the mail person drives to deliver mail to the mail boxes at each home in my cul-de-sac the other day. It got down to the circle and then just stopped. Another van had to come and get the mail to finish the route and then a flatbed tow truck picked up the broken down van and hauled it out of the area. I wonder how many miles they get out of those vans and how often they trade them in?

So – the ant community will soon be joining the dog-sponsored: Postal worker haters of America?

“C’est la vie .”

Contrary to what the comic says, Daddy longlegs spiders do not eat ants. Other types of insects, but not ants. At least not according to www.

But don’t kill them. They eat some poisonous spiders, as well as mosquitoes and other obnoxious insects.

Where’s EB’s black arm band??? :)

That’s part and parcel of being an ant.

Wow, and I thought I had no life.

So why is he wearing a UPS uniform if he’s USPS?

I guess he went postal.