Mutt & Jeff by Bud Fisher for October 05, 2023

He should tie a longer string to that light.

The only thing faster than light or thought, is acute diarrhea. You won’t have time to think, or switch on the light.

Either move the bed closer to the light or get a bedside lamp.

Cool Papa Bell could do it.

Why are you in my bed? And where is my wife ?!

You’ve heard of fading light, right?

Muhamad Ali…’’I’m so fast, I can turn off the light and be in bed, before the room gets dark.’’

Before you can say Jack Robinson.

If Mutt is married, why do he and Jeff sleep together?

If Mutt is married, why do he and Jeff sleep together?