The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 12, 2023

looking at Neck-id pictures again!

Oh no! Her little batboy is growing into a real pain in the neck.

Teen boys all like necking.

“Are ya winning, son?”

“Neck-ra-phobia”!

Did not know Dracula Jr. was a fan of Batman!

Starts with hickies.

Yep, he’s turning into a Neck-romancer.

Femoral arteries are my specialty. The jewelry is more interesting.

Is little Dracula there a Bram Stroker?

This scene took place in Great Neck, New York.

Neck-Porn, tisk tisk.

The equivalent of Great Grandpa checking out the girdle section of the Sears catalogue

Those models are wearing necks to nothing.

You’re not old enough yet. For the time being you’ll have to make do with plasma.

Well, who is it for … she’s dead and doesn’t try anymore.

This is hilarious!

Oo-la-la!

Rubies and pearls both make a fine necklace.

Voyeur you in trouble mister!!

Are there still Zales Jewelry Stores?

Paul Reubens as a vampire kid.

“… ’Cause I love you, a bushel and a peck

You bet your purdy neck, I do …”

now ma knows the neckid truth…

Caught looking at nekked ladies!