The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 13, 2023

it’s weird what you wear-wolf

He had flag patches on BOTH shoulders? And the backwards one is on the LEFT, so it has the opposite effect of the point of the backwards flag? (we’re dealing with mirrors, here)

Is he going to bite his own leg?

This brings up a question… During the ‘ring-of-fire’ event that will happen on Saturday, do they get slightly hairier? Hmmm…

No one moonlights as a postman. After all the UPS deliveries that’s about the time I finally get my mail any how.

He’s definitely not his own best friend.

What postman works at night?

“Neither rain, nor snow, nor heat of day, nor gloom of night, will stay these couriers from their appointed rounds”!

I thought the reason he hates himself is the same as why many dogs hate the mailman.

Clap for the wolfman…

Lost me, Zoom-way over my head.

groan

Perfect description of our mail service, lol!

I don’t get this one.

I hope he doesn’t pepper spray himself!

Da-mned that MOON!

 The 6 greatest bargains in America:

 1) sunshine

 2) fresh air

 3) clean water

 4) public libraries

 5) public schools

 6) US Postal Service

“Let’s see… got some mail here for Le Ho Fook’s. Oh good, I was gonna stop there for lunch anyway.”

“…nor full moon…”

that’s commitment

How to block snail-mail junk-mail, like email, I need to know. Enough with the home and auto warranties, already!

He is about to go postal.

Werewolves of London via airmail.

Clerks & mail handlers

Howl he make all of his deliveries?