FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for November 29, 2023

sorry Roger – a torture is a torture – no way going around that. It’s the rules.

Pizza anyone?

with that kind of menu, I’d surely go eat with my neighbors…

No wonder they ‘survive’ on pizza.

Nobody in that house is overweight.

Getting close to a cartoon without the gag.

Here’s a crazy idea Andy: Cook beef stew for the family and tofu lasagna for you. Everybody wins…………….sigh, who’m I kidding? This woman is a militant vegetarian. The worst kind of vegetarian…..

Order a few pizzas.

This makes for good funnies, but in real life, I wouldn’t tolerate it.

My wife and I had to “adjust” to our eating habits when we started out – she grew up on a farm and dined on beef seven days a week – twice a day (lunch and dinner). I grew up on a farm with a father who had served in the military and spent time overseas – he experienced the variety of foods and introduced them at home – so we learned to enjoy many things. I brought that lifestyle with me, and although it took awhile, our meals migrated to a variety of dishes that we both enjoy – and we try to be health conscious in our choices…

Why would you put tofu in lasagna when there are perfectly good veggies sitting around waiting to be used?

Get you new wife, this one is defective.

That woman is insane (and clueless…. otherwise cruel)

I can at least imagine beef stew without the beef, but what would pork sausages without the pork even look like? A limp sausage skin with a sprinkle of spice?

Roger, your neighborhood convenience store (7-11?) usually has pull tab cans of food, paper cups and a microwave to cook in. Just go for a walk.

Chicken wings without the chicken

Beef stew with actual beef in it is a great idea this time of year.

Not until now did I feel the need to thank my mother for feeding us reasonably healthful meals when we were growing up that also appealed to our taste buds.

How fast can you order pizza or deli sandwiches?

All without the flavour