Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 13, 2023

Drabble, the human leaf blower.

While driving I ALWAYS watch other drivers, If I see them weaving a little I back off. I once passed a car where the woman was reading a book? I LOVE driving, don’t need a distraction

Not an effective way of hiding from the job

Not as good of a job as Wiz did over at “Wizard of Id”, Norm…https://www.gocomics(dot)com/wizardofid/2023/10/09

The number of times I’ve seen (more often in a Waitrose car park) women getting into huge SUVs, start the engine, start to move and THEN get out their mobile. Make the sodding call before you start you dopey mare.

Reading while driving is also illegal. So is holding a phone and talking when driving (Yes I know you can talk if it is not a hand-held device. I knew someone would tell me that. lol )

That boy is certainly not the brightest bulb.

Another hiding spot ruined.

Why rake the leaves when you could use Ralph as a leaf blower. Woosh

it’s dumb but made me smile

Hang up and rake!

…and just how long had he been standing there that all those leaves piled up on him?!

That’s what happens when you leave him to his own devices.

So Norm does have a certain attraction, for leaves.