Cornered by Mike Baldwin for November 10, 2023

“Bro”-Magnon

The world’s first neanderthal nerd?

His old lady, Oona, is peddling one of those Gilligan’s Island bamboo/coconut bike/generators out of frame.

… must love being dragged by hair on moonlit strolls!

Where’s the cave man?

And hair. She must like lots of ugly hair!

he’s also posting his Wordle score to Facebook…

“Meet me at the Rolling Stones concert.”

And long walks in the park while being dragged by the hair.

And like her hair pulled back in a ponytail?

That’s quite the setup he’s got for living in 1,000,000 BC!!

And not be too rugged herself. :)

and living off the grid.

Hobbies include going clubbing…

Or is that “must like gathering while I hunt?”

The rugged outdoor type.

The iMac has been around longer then we thought.

HA! :D Dang! Wish I’d thought of that.

P.S. Willing to shave back for the right lady.

He’s hopefully, if written right, resistance to him will cave quickly.

With his heft, he would most definitely be a good provider…..

Real life back in 1987; a co-worker had a matrimonial ad from Alaska; in it, the prospective groom stipulated that he would not share his chainsaw; his potential bride must bring her own…

I see the computer is battery powered