Cornered by Mike Baldwin for November 22, 2023

All “functions” by “seat” of his pants.

That looks like Capt. Kirk’s chair.

Oh, yes! Where can I buy one? Is there an Ultra Biz-Z Boy version that includes an intercom and pencil sharpener? If so, I may want two—or three dozen!

They forgot the built-in massage function!!!

No toilet?

Just be sure to remember your password when you go to sit down.

if it makes coffee, I’m in…

Can it core a apple?

Sign me up!!!!!

No pizza oven?

Great play on the name, Mike.

Going into a Lazy-Boy Furniture store is like going to a car dealership.

Now THAT’S what I’m talkin’ ‘bout!! It’s a chair worthy of the name! … Chair!

(What’s a fax machine?) ㋡

does it make live copies of ones self. :J

Does it do server file backups?

Perfect for someone who works from home!

Seems like a great way to relax.

I’ll have to check with the boss….

Drop the fax option and add it vacuums and you can mark it SOLD!

“The chair is free, but it requires a $10,000 / month data plan.”

is it just me or does that seem like a good idea?

More like a Laz-ier-Boy as it gives you fewer reasons to get up from it.

How much would you pay for a Biz-z-boy chair? Wait, don’t answer yet! It also slices and dices!

Doesn’t look very comfortable, but it’s hard to get comfy when you’re biz-z.

It’s not even on casters.

Also, it’s the command post for the USS Enterprise.

And when there’s a power surge it’s also an electric chair.

There’s a market……

Just don’t sit on it.