Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for November 01, 2023

Mixed semaphores are hilarious.

A stitch in thine saves mine.

Tweet ding-a-ling!

Sounds like Crankshaft.

It’s a hobby of mine. It’s not rocket surgery.

Irregardless, he could care less.

That’s just water under the dam.

My wife always says she’s going to jump in the shower. I tell her to be careful.

The grammar police.

Ed crankshaft the early years

Is that an application for a position in the Frank & Ernest strip? If so he’s a shoo-in.

It’s known as mixed metaphor and often done for humorous effect (supposedly).

If she also likes people who use words that only sound like the word that’s appropriate for the context, she must be in hog heaven!