Kliban by B. Kliban for October 11, 2023

Congrats on finding intelligent life, guys.

Fido inadvertently doomed the planet when, in an attempt to be friendly, he tried sniffing the butt of the alien leader.

Take us to your breeder…

Honk if you love the Vuvuzuela family!

Are you Sirius? Now lift your legs to mark your territory. Invasion was never so easy!

Either they do WOOF or they’re mimicking the dog…LOL

Take us to your bacon treats factory!

Now you’re really talking!