Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 11, 2023

When you’re done do you say “It’s a wrap?”

I want my mummy!

and don’t forget the book of the dead on your way out

Well poor kid is dies too young.

Come on it won’t “Tape” that long.

Mummy wrap diapers?

So clever, Mark.

Can’t do it. I’m all wrapped up till noon.

change him into what ?

It’s mummy’s day.

You would think by now they would buy disposal gauze wraps!

A lot of ankh-st.

Very good, another cool gag can’t use now!

If you wrap him in Scotch tape, you can see when he needs changing.

Some royal infants were mummified. (Sounded funnier in my head.)

Oh Mark, you’re tomb much!!

“Alright, let’s wrap this up.”