Close to Home by John McPherson for November 05, 2023

Thankfully not biology class.

Sadly, this is Creative Writing class.

Elon Musk in High School

I’d say that earns him an “A+” for the project and a referral to Children’s Services.

He should be sitting somewhere in his lair, counting the money that the people of earth give him for NOT using his killer robot!

The SPCA will be after him and his little robot too my pretty!

What a brilliant reversal of an old excuse.

“Everybody was making helpful robots, so I wanted to stand out and made Beelzebot here, the Robot Devil.” (shout out to Futurama)

Looks like he’s ready for full time MCU villainy

Bleeb’s doing the right thing—hiding!

I remember a short story about a kid who created life-like androids. After the 1st one stole his girlfriend he put remote-destruct devices in his inventions.

Good job…..

Had to read that a couple of times…..

Doggie not liking this comic.

Ha! Doggone it, A+++

And it’s still hungry.

“When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news.”

Now. When a dog eats the homework, that’s not a comic strip, because it happens so often. But if the homework eats the dog, that is a comic strip.

Nice spin! Also, I think Timmy might be looking at an ‘A’.

Man, that’s ruff!

Hey, name that bot “K9”.

What goes in must come out. Don’t suppose your “homework” there is housebroken. Outside. Now!

The teacher is crying because she knows she is next on the robot’s menu.

Carnivoruous robotus, Roomba is next…

Oops