Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for November 02, 2023

What a doggoned gold miner he turned out to be…..

Golden Retrievers are gold, never owned one but met a few!

Loon discovers the necessity for him to stick to being a Gofer.

Do they really do that? Asking for a friend.

Add in a verse about your gold digging girl friend and you’ve got the makings of a hit country song.

If you want your golden retriever to retrieve gold …

… you need throw a golden stick or ball and say “Fetch.”

False promises, always false promises. You can’t believe anything anymore.

This HAS to be a pun on some song title, but I can’t figure it out. Maybe it’s because I don’t listen to country music (unless you count Dave Grisman). Help?

they always bring back LOVE FOR YOU!

There’s no gold in them thar hills, but you still have to pick them up and bag them.

A dog and a love that’s gone sour. All he needs to add are a car and a train, and he’ll have a great country song.

You never bring me flowers anymore.

You don’t retrieve gold for someone like Loon. Pyrite, maybe.

Yeah, well my German Shepard speaks no German, and my French poodle, not a lick of French.