The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 16, 2023

What happened, Scott? Ran out of Halloween gags two weeks early? Goitta work on your pacing, man.

Looks more like Fats Dominoes Pizza!

Is he livin’ on a prayer?

“Heavy Metal” and getting heavier all the time!

It’s my life

It is now or never

But I ain’t gonna live forever

I just want to eats while I’m alive

(It’s my life…)

My tummy like an open highway

And everything I will eats in my way

I just want to eats while I’m alive

It’s… my… life

And the opening act was Gary U. S. Cinnabons for the show when they were in New Orleans.

“Oh, I’m making a barrel of money

Maybe I’m chubby and funny

But I’m rolling along, singin’ a song

Double wide …”

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(Apologies to White and Vaughns, “Side by Side”)

He has frosted (finger)tips.

Clogged through the heart and you’re to blame. C’bun you give food a bad name.

The Jersey Giant.

Now I want one!!

I’m more into Cinnabon Iver myself.

From his hit album “Soggy When Wet”.

I never did understand the whole ripped jeans thing. Oy I’m old.

Jovi doesn’t even order them correctly. One should order so much extra icing that one can’t even see the roll part. C’mon.

This act is more “Roll” than “Rock”!

Raisin hell?

Fool, the ones on the floor are cold. And way past the 5-second rule.

Well, I now have this year’s Halloween costume. This is almost as good as Fat, Vegas, Harry Potter.

Whas up? Looks like Meatloaf…

The most disturbing thing about this comic is how the audience is all older middle-aged people, reminding me that I’m one of those too.

“Pluggers” is a lot more disturbing in that regard, at least I think so.

Pour some cinnamon sugar on me (maybe we’ll see that next week).

One can only wonder what Bonbon Jovi looks like.

Or in this case, Jon Bovine.

Looks more like Meatloaf