Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 21, 2023

What else would you expect a spirit to drink?

They go where spirits are retailed.

Yeah, but he can’t hold his liquor. It goes right through him.

Just wait until the ladies show up and he starts singing…

♫♪ You are so bootiful, to me. ♪♫

And without the boo-hoo’s.

Where’s a Jack-o’-Lantern? I need a gourd, hefty Jack-o’-Lantern!

…and it’s going right through him too…all over the floor!

Boo

Looks like they’re all drinking pumpkin spice whiskey.

Funny

“Eeny meeny. Chilly beeny. The spirits are about to speak!”

He’s already three-sheets to the wind.

Wonder if he’ll eat ghost peppers?

I wonder if he had to pay a hover charge?

HA! It goes right through him!

this spooked me

Pretty soon he’ll be getting in the “hoos”.

he sure looks like he’s in good spirits…

Boos Berry cereal, must be 21+.