Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for October 17, 2023

She’s on a no-fly list. They banshee from that airline.

Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul

Actually there are no flights to Valhalla. But there is a train. From Grand Central Terminal in Manhattan. Take the Metro-North line. It’s the stop after North White Plains.

At least those are rest room stops.

She’ll be thor after being cramped in those seats that many hours. She’s still a bit freyja after being sent to Walla Walla instead of Valhalla last time.

I used to live in Valhalla. Valhalla, New York. We didn’t have an airport, though.

Kill the Wabbit, Kill the Wabbit…..

This ain’t over yet, she aint fat.

“Would you like to use Frequent Flyer miles?

She’ll be able to pick up quite a few souls en route.

Her luggage would be the souls of warriors who died in battle. With that many connections, what are the odds that her luggage will get lost?

Preferred route is by Helicopter.

She is going to Detroit to die in battle

She’s quite out of the Odin-ary.

I used to fly out of Florence SC and had a choice of layover in Charlotte or Atlanta. If I drove 2 hours to Charlotte and started my flight there it was usually $200 more. What is the logic to that?

You’ll have to check the spear. They won’t allow it through security.

Wonder how he got that spear through security.

My mom was a classical piano teacher so from when I was born classical music was a part of my life and I play guitar both popular and classical music but when I think of Ride of the Valkyries I hear Elmer Fudd singing Kill the Wabbit:)

All eastern flights go through Atlanta.

There’s a Valhalla here in North Hollywood, CA…

I hate Illinois N@tzis. Shouldn’t she fly through Chicago to take care of that bunch?

I know Val Halla – lol

Must be in the UP…

when he gets home to valhalla it’ll feel just like paradise…

another reason I don’t fly