Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for October 16, 2023

Chocolate cake is not safe from dishwashers.

Dishwashers are a great place to wash a sweaty ball cap, without tumbling it and maybe bending the brim.

I worked as a dishwasher the summer before going to college. I hated silverware. Never could keep up…

But is Tom safe?

Some things are still not dishwasher safe…..☹️

Try a small amount of liquid dish soap and stand back!

Nope, had a set of plastic ‘wine-glasses’ that shrunk when we ran them through the dishwasher cycle. Kinda funny, but they went into the recycle as they now had round bottoms.

Might this constitute dry humor? (⁠⁠•̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠