Free Range by Bill Whitehead for October 17, 2023

It’s not “seerly” as exciting as it may appear.

TMI

I thought HE was in charge!!!

Can I hear a big Amen to that thought ?

He didn’t know omniscience was not a good idea?

I don’t think God would be bald if he had a choice?

Meanwhile, his omnipotence is being blamed for overpopulation.

God knows He’s tried…to not know everything.

He doesn’t want to know how that cloud supports his weight.

I say the same thing about being a parent. There’s just some things I’d rather not know about.

If I were God, and getting as bored with the job as He appears to be, I’d take a vacation. I’d turn myself into an ordinary person (or bird, or elephant, or anything else I was in the mood to be). I’d then cause myself to temporarily forget being God, and set a time limit for when I want my knowledge of my true self to return.

If he was omniscient he’d have gotten a pet goldfish and skipped the whole creation thing.