Free Range by Bill Whitehead for October 20, 2023

You should “leave” them to professionals.

Yeah, I hate pop-ups!

Next door is hoe steppers anonymous.

There’s a One Step Program for that.

Quick, hire him to stop forest fires.

It seems as if most of the people dealing with leaves these days would be stepping on leaf blowers.

This is one of the problems encountered when one lives inside of a comic strip.

The step and fetch it club.

“Mine went ‘smack’.” “Mine went ‘thump’.” “Mine went ‘bonk’.” “Oh yeah? Well mine went ‘POW!’ capitalized and with an exclamation point. I win.. well I lost actually.. oh never mind.”

So where’s Sideshow Bob?

https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=2WZLJpMOxS4

Those who are not able to properly use and store tools should make do without them.

The danger of a rake is NOT the smack in the face! The geometry is all wrong anyway.

The danger is a tine through the foot. Not near as funny.

Those handles are lethal weapons of mass nose destruction !

Why not? They have them for everything else.

I can relate. I played golf this past weekend. The best two balls I hit was when I stepped on a rake while coming out of a sand trap.

Don’t sweat the fall stuff.

If they were being honest they would introduce themselves by saying “Hello name is [name], and I am stupid because I keep stepping on racks”.

This is so silly and super funny — LOLOL

Their injuries are just a sign of the tines.

Hi, my name is Bill and I pick up my rakes. For $10 I’ll come by your house and pick up any of your rakes.

He looks like he managed to take the business end of the rake to the face.

Where’s Side ShowBob?

So silly but I love it.

like a cartoon character. :D