Scary Gary by Mark Buford for October 18, 2023

“Do you know how many times you’ve told me this story in the last few centuries?”

Yeah. Me is never get it too why some folks has to always keeps yammering.

Gary’s old enough to remember when a Bloody Mary was made with real blood, because people hadn’t started eating tomatoes yet.

Gary needs a companion and not Leo

“You’re talking a lot, but you’re not saying anything. When I have nothing to say, my lips are sealed. Say something once, why say it again…. Qu’est-ce que c’est?“

Bite him, Gary!

Leo’s not hearing Gary’s story, and there’s not a fang he can do about it.

Silence is golden, but Leopold has no problem turning it red to shut you up.

Technically, it goes back further.

Leopold is my kind of mutant cannibalistic monster. So straightforward and honest with pathetic old Gary….