Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for October 19, 2023

that shock tells me the answer is “No”

three strong burns in one week Andy, they should take you to the fire station instead of the police station!

A reasonable question to ask after it was asked of him?

“I keep you employed mate!”

Stop it Andy.

So much poorly used time!

" I’ll do the questioning here!" :D

That jail cell has one ginourmous key hole

ba dum tss

I hope Andy’s favorite cell #302 is unoccupied. I think he refused to stay one time because some other upstanding citizen was using it.

He is doing something useful, he an excellent example of a bad example.

Is that a smirk on the patrolman’s face?

Well I am sure the Sarge has wondered on numerous occasions how useful it really is to arrest Andy. I mean repeating the same thing over and over and expecting different results, well you know what they say about that.

The Sarge’s face expression reads: “Ooof. He’s got a point there”

xxx

Is it just me, or is the constable trying hard to not laugh?

Miss Beryl: Doesn’t it bother you that you haven’t done more with the life God gave you?

Sully: Not often. Now and then.

Nobody’s Fool (1994)

Andy is either being very snarky or very drunk. (Maybe even both.)

Leave it to Andy to answer with a question for sarge

Throw him in the drunk house.

Andy could be a doorstop, a garden gnome, a speed bump…