Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 18, 2023

Dude, watch those remarks!!!

Well you pesky aliens is needs to get some work other than spying on earth all the time.

What do you say we create the big bang again?

Now I know that heaven’s so far away from Earth, I’m beginning to have second thoughts.

One day alien SETI monitors are going to stop hearing our signals and wonder, “What ever happened to them?”

From a distance, the world looks blue and greenAnd the snow-capped mountains whiteFrom a distance, the ocean meets the streamAnd the eagle takes to flight

From a distance there is harmonyAnd it echoes through the landIt’s the voice of hope, it’s the voice of peaceIt’s the voice of every man

Being insignificant is very freeing.

If, that’s where heaven is.. it don’t look like a fun place. Can’t see myself spending eternity like that. Best I lead a life that ensures I won’t join that cult.

Exactly where is Heaven? How did Heaven become to be “up” and Hell “down”???

That’s because you are insignificant.

Far out, man!!

Insignificant, but on a higher plain.

Heaven will not be big on significance.

He’s got his angel wings. He has his halo. He’s in heaven and he still feels insignificant?